His name was Bonsai Bobby,
He was quite an awesome man.
He got this name because he was,
A British cop from Japan.

He usually guarded the Queen,
He traveled to and fro.
He was the only man in Scotland Yard,
That wore a black kimono.

This may sound very crazy,
But just ‘tween you and I.
Each time he pulled me over,
He would always yell,
BONSAI!!!

In a British accent of course.
Anything less, would be uncivilized.